You do not compute. You are not compatible. You will be assimilated into the Collective. Resistance is futile......
I'm not telling you. You should know how to do that by now."
"The most important question is where are we going for lunch."
"It doesn't wuerrk. The compoota is brwoken. It's either the compoota or the prwogram. Fix it now."
(deadpan) "And....... (pause) So.......(pause)........ What do you want me to do about it."
"It is so fucking hot in here. Somebody open the window."
"Sure, we can identify that error message. It's called User Headspace Error."
"Hi, I'm Steve, your Time-Life operator."
(at 8:00 AM) "Is it Marathon Time yet?"
"Lunch?"